Paris, like London and the rest of the UK, is currently experiencing The Big Freeze but try telling Lady Gaga that. She wasn't about to let a layer of snow and temperatures of -7C get in the way of a shopping trip in the French capital or her wardrobe choices. So what to wear? Hmmm, so many choices. Chanel? Dior? Gaultier? Givenchy? Don't be ridiculous. Instead, LG opted for fishnets, a rubber jacket, fetish collar and a very cheeky basque-style bodysuit. She teamed that little lot with a pair of towering platform boots. Bet they kept her steady on the icy Parisian boulevards. How long can she keep the crazy outfits up for is anyone's guess but two years into her career and the creative juices are showing no sign of drying up just yet. Maybe her plan for 2011 is to go all post-modern on us and start wearing jeans and flats? What a horrible thought.

Oooh look David Beckham's gone and got another tattoo.

The Lifetime Achiever posted this pic of him getting the latest addition to his body art on his Facebook page but failed to disclose exactly what it is he's having inked into his chest.

All he would reveal was that the whole thing took a whopping six hours to complete, saying: "I want to let you all in on something. Just had a new tattoo done by the legendary Mark Mahoney. It took six hours!" Ouch.

In the past he's had tats in honour of all three of his sons and his grandfather who died a year ago, so I'm keeping everything crossed that this time he's having one done of his wife's mug. Well, it's only fair, I bet she's feeling really left out.

Is it really that unlikely? After all, he dedicated his Lifetime Achievement award to her just a few days ago and well, having your other half's name in script somewhere discreet is sooo Cheryl Cole 2009.

And has Becks been reading Eleven? It was only yesterday we brought you the pics of fellow footballer Jamie O'Hara having a portrait of his baby son Archie daubed on his forearm so maybe Golden Balls wants to take it one step further by having Vicky B's face permanently etched into his chest? Now that's true love.

He might have some explaining to do to his mum though – she' made it clear that she isn't a fan of her son's love of body art so we wonder if she'll warm to this one? Only time will tell...